Funky Turtle

Ground level: Bunk room (4 twins- 2 full beds plus a trundle) 1 small game room with TV, half bathroom and garage level. Garage offers beach chairs, paddleboard, sand toys and shovel, fishing rods for ocean, boogie boards some beach games, room for 2 cars, beach umbrella and gas grill.

We have a small screened eating porch on the main level- great for getting a break from the sun while you eat lunch or snacks. We have a fully enclosed porch on the top deck with rockers to enjoy the early morning sunrise or enjoy a relaxing night view

Second level- Main level : 2 bedrooms (teal room has one twin bed which converts to a queen ) (Lavender room: has full bed and is ocean front on same level as deck to beach) Living, dining room, kitchen, laundry room and shared full bathroom. This Second level also has the flyover deck to the beach and small screened in eating porch.

Third level has 2 bedrooms (one queen with full bath) and master with king bed and full bathroom. This third level has a glassed in porch with seating to enjoy an evening having great conversation with friends.

RANDOM STUFF: All main living areas are wood floors and bedrooms have carpet. We are pet friendly but remember that St Johns County has a leash law and you must be in control of your pet at all times: ) Each bedroom(living room and game room too) has a Smart TV so you can use our internet or link to your Netflix or Amazon acct to keep everyone entertained. We have 2 Bluetooth Bose speakers so you can turn it up and have a dance party or slow it down and do a little Yoga. Full size washer and dryer available to keep everything clean.

Kitchen is stocked with lots of pots and pans, coffee pot with filters and Keriug, blender, plastic plates and silverware for little ones, wine glasses, water glasses, soup pot, plates, bowls, coffee mugs, tea pot, bowls, grill pan, skillet, We provide 1 full roll of TP in all bathrooms, 1 roll of paper towels, handsoap, dishsoap, dishwasher soap and a little laundry detergent We also provide sheets, pillows, 20 bath towels and 15 beach towels. Wifi is available as well as a land line phone if yours doesn't work.

Please bring loads of hats and sunscreen: )


THIS HOME IS 100% NON SMOKING
Any Cancellation will incur $400 cancellation fee plus credit card charges. 50% of remaining will be returned if cancelled 30 days before visit. No refunds is cancelled within 30 days of visit.

Vacation Rental Reviews

• Beautiful Home

  Stayed 3 days ending in July, 2019

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  a guest from Lafayette, IN recommends this vacation rental

  The home was very clean and accommodated my family very well. We all enjoyed our time and loved that it was so close to the beach. It was the perfect spot for our wedding.

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• Fabulous Vacation House

  Stayed 7 days ending in July, 2019

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  Cindy B from Fayetteville, GA recommends this vacation rental

  The Funky Turtle is exactly as described and pictured. Clean, well-maintained and the owner has thought of everything - the house is stocked very well. The fact that you walk out the back and are immediately on the beach is PLUS PLUS! Our family has enjoyed this vacation home for two years now and have already booked for the 3rd!

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• Beautiful Beachside Views

  Stayed 2 days ending in February, 2019

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  a guest from Atlanta, GA recommends this vacation rental

  This is a beautiful beachside house that has wonderful views of the sunset and sunrises! Accommodations were comfortably decorated with plenty of rooms and bathrooms. St Augustine is not far and very convenient when you want to dine out or see the sights. Perfect for family vacations and hope to return next year.

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• Girls trip 21019.

  Stayed 3 days ending in January, 2019

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  Leecy B from Plant City, FL recommends this vacation rental

  The house and area were perfect. Everything we wanted.

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• Amazing Customer Service

  Stayed 4 days ending in December, 2018

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  Brian Z recommends this vacation rental

  I rented from Gretchen for a company Christmas party. It was such an easy process and everyone had a fantastic experience!

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• Hurricane Michael did not ruin our vacation

  Stayed 4 days ending in October, 2018

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  a guest from Nashville, TN recommends this vacation rental

  House was well equipped and a good location. The owner was awesome; we had to change our plans last minute due to the hurricane and she was very responsive and helpful.

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• Restful stay

  Stayed 2 days ending in September, 2018

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  Anna Y from Orange Park, FL recommends this vacation rental

  This place will always hold a special memory for me and my friends. I am glad that we had this place to gather and savor the time we still have together. Thank you.

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• Beautiful piece of paradise with an amazing location

  Stayed 2 days ending in September, 2018

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  susan r from keystone heights, FL recommends this vacation rental

  The pictures don’t do it justice even though they are up-to-date. My daughters bucket list included staying on the beach so for her 16th birthday gift a few of her friends and a few of mine decided to go. It was worth the rental nightly rate but the fees from home away were just a little too much. Otherwise everything was awesome. Gretchen was very attentive answered all of my
  Questions. Tomorrow I really need you to work if you can because Kevin has an appointment with med management at Clay Behavorial at 4:40 and I can't miss that
  I rent a lot of places and I was really appreciative of the laundry detergent, fabric softener, cleaning supplies, Ziploc bags, trashbags and other little supplies. It may sound silly but that stuff is very helpful.

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• Lovely Beach House Perfect for Family Fun Vacation!

  Stayed 2 days ending in September, 2018

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  a guest from Greenacres, FL recommends this vacation rental

  House was large, roomy and beautiful. Owner supplied everything needed for a day at the beach. I would highly recommend!

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• Great birthday weekend

  Stayed 2 days ending in September, 2018

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  a guest from High Springs, FL recommends this vacation rental

  Perfect spot to gather for an adult birthday weekend with friends (would be great for family/kids too). Being on the beach is so convenient and fun with the available water toys. A group of 15 adults and everyone was entertained. The house is well stocked, everything we needed was made easy, the local restaurants are nice (Caps is our favorite), and the grocery is close. The house is gorgeously remodeled and furnished. The owner is a pleasure to deal with and answered all my questions promptly. Would definitely return.

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• Wonderful Stay

  Stayed 7 days ending in August, 2018

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  a guest from N Miami, FL recommends this vacation rental

  Amazing location. Exactly as advertised. Right on the beach. Very responsive owner. Would stay 10/10 times.

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• Beautiful Beach and Modern Home

  Stayed 3 days ending in May, 2018

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  Janine R from Ocala, FL does not recommend this vacation rental.

  Everything in the upper two floors was good. Management allowed us to check in early which was really nice. I wouldn’t recommend this because the bottom floor, where they have all the bunk beds gets hot and muggy. We had 6 teenagers sleeping in the living room because it was too hot downstairs. That floor also only has a half bath with no shower. The next floor up only has one full bathroom. The air for that floor is controlled by the upper floor. Turning it down to where it’s cold enough downstairs means the people upstairs freeze. Seems like that basement is an afterthought and doesn’t meet the quality and style of the rest of the house.

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• Girls Weekend

  Stayed 2 days ending in January, 2018

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  carlee m from longwood, FL recommends this vacation rental

  8 of us stayed the weekend for a friend's 50th girls getaway. We had dinner in the first night and loved eating around the large dining table and enjoying the view. The rooms were great and the beds and linens so comfortable. Everything was so clean and fresh. We all commented on how we would come back here again and bring or families.
  
  The only one thing I would suggest is having a little better bathroom situation downstairs. Other than that the place is great!

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• Awesome family vacation!

  Stayed 3 days ending in December, 2017

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  a guest from Bradenton, FL recommends this vacation rental

  Home is amazing! Great views, very spacious, we were not missing anything!! The home was very clean, which was by far one of my favorite things. We had 13 people of all ages, youngest 10 - oldest 73 and everyone was comfortable and enjoyed themselves. It was one of chilliest weekends but again we all had a great time and the coldest didn’t spoil our fun. We will definitely be back!! 😊

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